MEET ME AT THE BAR

MY NAME IS HANNAH AND I HATE MY LIFE, SO WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME. I AM A TWENTY-FOUR YEAR OLD WHOLE FOODS FISHMONGER. I CRY TOO MUCH OVER VIDEO GAMES AND DRINK TOO MUCH WHISKEY AND WATCH TOO MUCH TELEVISION.

currently playing: guns of icarus: online
currently replaying: mass effect
currently pining for: infamous second son

instagram: infestingmybones
HILARIOUSNESS GOOD SOUNDS THIS IS MY FACE PRETTY FACES CURRENT FAVE: MASS EFFECT
My dumb cat.

My dumb cat.

iammagicitself:

# still the best moment in a tv show ever

(Source: princesconsuela)

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

(Source: j0ye)

actegratuit:

Jess Riva Cooper
’s Viral Series

get to know me meme (1/5) favorite male characters

Garrus Vakarian (The Mass Effect Trilogy)

lolsomeone-actually:

thewriterwhoisalone:

mackblesa:

nevertoomanyspiders:

ceruleanpineapple:

theladysyk0:

lizardlicks:

hellish-deer:

ceruleanpineapple:

spiders.

they’re like tiny 8-legged cats
how can anyone hate them

Spiders are huge derps, pass it on.

My dad used to work as a mechanic in Arizona and he said that wild tarantulas would just wander into the shop and try and cuddle with the mechanics under the trucks. Spiders really dig car exhaust smell for some reason and they would be like “ah yes this human smells nice let me sit on your face while you’re working or perhaps climb into your pocket and see what you have” and the mechanics would keep shooing the spiders out but the spiders would follow them back like “No why would you leave me human friend??”

THAT IS SO CUTE

reblogging for the story, eeee

spiders are the derpiest things though like have you ever played with a spider and a laser pointer, because I thought my lizards chasing the laser was adorable but leT ME TELL U, BLACK WIDOWS CHASING LASERS IS FRICKEN ADORABLE

So I hate spiders but this makes them seem a bit cuter lol

Yeah no I still aint fucking with no spiders

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

(Source: derpycats)

michonneing:

Dr. Bloom said anybody could see that was coming.

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson attend the Christian Dior show as part of Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2014-2015 Held at Musee Rodin on July 7, 2014 in Paris, France